LinkedIn Profile Optimiser
Want me to roast your
LinkedIn profile?
Turn profile views into clicks + DMs fast.
Your ideal clients are viewing your profile, but they're not clicking or DMing you.
That's because your profile hasn't been setup correctly. And guess what? You need to change it (fast).
The Profile Optimiser gives you a complete tear-down + rebuild of your profile.
You're losing clients + cash because this isn't fixed.
You've spent a couple of years building an audience but none of your profile activity results in leads or conversations.
People click your name, skim your headline + about, then close the tab. You never hear from the ones who leave.
If you continue to leave it as it is… the gap just widens. Your enquiries stay flat, because the people who'd happily pay you are deciding you're not the one in the few seconds they spend reading.
Every section, scored + fixed.
It goes through your profile the way a buyer does + scores every part.
You get the number, the reason it's costing you + the exact change to fix it.
It runs on DROP.
The LinkedIn Profile Optimiser is a self-serve, no bullshit audit. You paste your profile in + it scores every section like a buyer would, then hands you the fix for each one in under 10 mins.
Differentiation
Do you look like a category of one?
Route
Do visitors know what to do next?
Outcome
Is the result you promise tangible?
Proof
Is there evidence that you're credible?
The tool reviews your photo, banner, headline, link, about, featured, experience + recommendations.
Each one comes back with a score, the reason it's costing you + the change that fixes it.
Everything you need to fix it yourself.
The Profile Optimiser Tool
Paste your profile in + get the full DROP audit back in minutes - every section scored + fixed. It's online + instant.
The Training
A complete walkthrough showing you how to read your score + make the changes without second-guessing yourself.
Lifetime Access
This is yours to re-run. Come back + audit your LinkedIn profile again every time your offer or positioning shifts.
Or enter the draw + I'll do it free...
Every fortnight I roast one profile live on LinkedIn.
You enter the draw, wait your turn + get notified if you're chosen.
What happens when you fix it.
Real C2C clients, after they rebuilt their profiles on the same DROP framework the Optimiser runs on.
Two ways to get roasted.
Get roasted live, free
- I roast one profile live on LinkedIn every fortnight
- You enter the draw for free + I roast your profile LIVE on LinkedIn
- No training or tools included
Use the tool yourself
- Run the DROP audit on your own profile in minutes
- A private score + the exact fixes for every section
- The training included, plus re-run it whenever your offer shifts
Before you ask...
What's the difference between the £9 version + the free draw?
How honest is it?
Is this just generic AI feedback?
Does it work if I don't have a big following?
What do I actually walk away with?
What happens after I've fixed it?
You've already done the hard part.
Your content's already bringing people to your profile. Spend £9 + 10 minutes finding out why they leave + exactly how to get them messaging you instead.
Enter the free draw
Every fortnight I roast one profile live on LinkedIn. Drop your details in and you're entered.
